Saturday, October 31, 2009

Rockin' At 10 In The Mornin'...

Earlier this year a friend of my dad asked me what's all this hype about Facebook and what use has it other than being a waste of time displaying your details to the rest of the world? All I could say then was 1) Can be used to get reconnected with old friends, 2) getting to know about events happening around.

Now I can add another one : watching live concerts by bands who wouldn't think twice about coming here to play! Yes, few hours ago I was up at the crack of 10am to watch the Foo Fighters play LIVE via FaceBook! Those of you who don't know who they are must've your heads shoved up a place where the sun don't shine for about a decade and a half.

For those who do, well, they did a free gig and streamed it via their FaceBook fan page (see it pays to click on those fan pages). They rocked for a whole 2 and a half hours! I wonder if it would've been that long at a concert. What surprised me was I was able to stream flawlessly for about 2 hours from 10-12. Then unsurprisingly our lowly ranked internet speed gave me shit. Was stuttering and lagging for the last half hour >:(.


Who says Facebook is a waste of time?...

Sweet thing was they played most of their big hits so I was actually head banging most of the time at 10 in the morning! Pity those fellas in Europe who had to watch the gig in the wee hours of the morning though... having to put on earphones and all. Well take that bitches! Now you know how we feel having to stay up watching football matches!

This was my 2nd time watching something being streamed live over Facebook. 1st was the memorial service for MJ. Hopefully more artist will catch up to this and decide to do a free gig for the fans. Would really like to see the Red Hot Chilli Peppers do this!

Right, I suppose now is the right time to go and resume my nap time. Couldn't sleep till 6am and woke up at 10 for the show.

Oh Halloween is today though we Malaysians don't celebrate this as big as the States. It would be nice to dress up as a cop and beat up people eh? But then again, people might just say "meh, biasa lah tu, macam tak pernah tengok".

One last note, this week's South Park pwns last week's 'They Took His Job' episode with Cartman singing Poker Face! And shit it wasn't half bad!

Monday, October 26, 2009

Aftermath...

Say what you want about the match just now, but for the record, I honestly didn't think we deserved to win. I'll be the first to stand up and admit we were beaten by the better team. Right from the kick off Liverpool looked the more hungrier side. Their passes were more precise and had more intent. Hey, it's their managers' head on the line, not Fergie's so naturally they will have more incentive. And I've already said before the match that I can't see Liverpool losing 5 in a row.

Yes we were way way below par. Only shot on target was Rooney's offside goal. Scholes was shitty, I have always said, we can never play big matches with 2 senior players in the team. Oh well, looks like a half fit Torres is better than a half fit Rooney. There were several beach balls on the loose but they didn't come in the way.

Though I do wonder what might've been had the referee grew a pair of nuts and be more consistent. Booking United players, fine I'll accept, but not booking the home team for more malicious tackles is a travesty to football. No wonder the rest of the league claims the Big 4 have the ref's in their back pocket. To prove a point, Carragher was only shown a yellow card for last man tackle on Owen? To prove another point, wait til the return match at Old Trafford, and I'm sure someone will say the ref is on United's side.

Well, it is just 10 games in the season and 2 losses. Not that bad, we had worse times, not to mention losing this fixture home and away last season. All in all, good job on Liverpool's side on winning. On to the next fixture thn...

Sunday, October 18, 2009

Life's A Beach...

Another week of the BPL has passed. I say another even though still got 2 matches to be played but since neither involves a Big 4 club, who cares? We manage to make life difficult for ourselves yet again but I have to say Berba is beginning to find his form and could've scored a sublime goal but for a great save from the keeper. And Giggs could've had 3-4 assists IF anyone of his balls was met properly.. thus he only gave me 2 pts in this weeks Fantasy =.='.

But there was good news as 2 of the Big 4 lost. Though I seriously think Darren Bent should NOT be given the goal. It should instead go to the beach ball! Heavy deflection, if it was a Liverpool player (eh, with the logo it might have been!) that would've been an own goal already. Haiz, guess I've to jump on the Bent-wagon again. 2 games I drop him and he comes up with +- 20 pts.

And ahead of next weeks massive clash between Liverpool and United, I have a funny feeling that there will be a large warning sign in front of Anfield saying 'No Beach Balls Allowed!'. Ah, til next week then, in terms of footballing sense, I hope everyone will be fit so that it will be a good match and no excuses can be thrown by the losing team, if there is one. But, in terms of a die hard United fan, hopefully Rooney will be back but Gerrard and Torres is still out! How bout Owen to score @ Anfield?

Ok, need to bitch about PYH cos PYH has been bitchin to me the past few days. When the bugger called me yesterday, I thought it was to see how I was going ka, ask me how I'm spending my weekend ka, wish me happy Deepavali ka (eh, we did wish each other Selamat Hari Raya k), but nooo, bitch just called to ask how to cook beef @ Seoul Garden =.='.

Well, on a lighter note, I'm happy to know that 30 Rock is finally back on the air! But I am having a bit of a troubling time watching this British comedy called The Mighty Boosh. Seriously is a trippy kind of show with funky hairdos and senseless plots. I don't think many of my friends would be able to watch this show. Shit, even I couldn't watch more than 1 epi per time. Overkill...

Before I head off to lunch, I want to put this vid from YouTube up. Sorry love if you get teary eyed over this but I just had too, sure you all know why.


Simply Awesome...

I can only imagine the level of preparation the people had to go through, and it has been happening all over the globe! Check out the one in Bucharest, Romania, equally as awesome. But as usual, we Malaysians want to dip our toes into everything and at times tend to take almost everything out of context and well, just able to make it suck however noble our intentions are.


Nice try but kinda fail...

If you actually see the video, notice 2 things: Flash Mob where will have banner saying 'Flash Mob'? (but I guess they had to else the police/ISA will catch them for illegal gathering!) and the tempo of the song is soooo S-L-O-W. Aih, true to the spirit of Malaysia, apa pun boleh.

But all in all, notice how because of 1 man, people who otherwise won't know each other are able to come together and do something for a good cause even in Malaysia. Yet, this only happened because of the saying : we never know what we have until we lose it. How true...

Wednesday, October 14, 2009

Lost In Translation...

Seems like anyone can accuse anyone of anything just because they can't understand what that person is writing. And when I say 'can't understand' I mean they do not understand simple English yet they can accuse and English written article of insulting Islam when in fact, after being translated and read to someone who has good understanding in Malay, says that there is nothing wrong with it.

Meaning to say just because I don't understand English, but I read your article and I think you are insulting my religion, therefore I shall accuse you of insulting my religion and call the cops on your ass.



Like MJ said, or what the creators of South Park made MJ said, 'you're just ignorant'.

And the government wants to change teaching Maths and Science in English back to Malay (wait, they change back already right?). Serious FAIL on so many education levels. I seriously pity the fools kids of tomorrow...

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I pity the fool...

Well, this comes from a place where someone who has been found guilty of bribery gets elected as MP where as in China, the same offence gets death by firing squad. Ah well, in Bolehland, apa lan pun boleh lah!

Sunday, October 11, 2009

Wonders Of The Human Body...

Was suppose to become ah long for my dad Saturday, collect rent from tenants that have not paid for 2 months liao! Thing is, its in freaking USJ damnit!! I sempat do this on Facebook:


Sad man... not even 1 comment or like :(...

But as you can see, there are no kind souls on Facebook, just soulless, lifeless people playing Mafia Wars :P (ok ok, myself included!). So initial plan fail, postponed to Sunday cos hey, tenants should be around on Sunday right?

However, I wasn't sure if it was the kangkung belacan or the numerous drinks of JW or a combo of both that gave me food poisoning today!

Now usually I wouldn't talk bout gross out stuff like projectile spewing here but today was something ... well, fascinating to me. Woke up at 10.10 am for throw up #1. I thought it was done , most of it came out though surprisingly neither kangkung nor rice were seen, just the Oreos I had before bed (and we all know what colour Oreos are!)

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It looked like a scene from some alien show man...

Here's where the fascination begins, went back to sleep and an hour later, exactly at 11.10, throw up #2 begin! And again at 12.10! Walao, didn't know wanna throw up oso got timing wan... -.-'' And at around 1pm I was already up and on standby d. And like clockwork, 1.10 +- few mins, #4 came -.-'. Think there was nothing left in my stomach liao cos luckily time #5 didn't happen.

Was seriously thinking of going to the doctor had I been in the toilet at 2.10pm. Zhou said virus geng, can know to stop before I go see doctor -.-'. And I knew I was on the road to recovery when 3.10 and 4.10 came and went and nothing happened!

Seriously, timing so geng wan meh?? Oi, future doctors, diagnose can mou? :D

On another note, I have to admit that Yong was right when he said Kung Fu Cyborg was chun (summore coming from someone who has maybe 5% language proficiency in Canto) . As usual none of us believed him at first, but then I said what the heck, might as well download since got nothing to download for now. And whaddya know, 5 minutes into the show already I was laughing my ass off!!

I think those who understand Canto fully will have a much funnier time. Fight scenes were a bit corny and fail in the graphics department but hey, it ain't Hollywood right? Heck, the cyborg even had a move from Bleach : Getsuga Tenshou!

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Bleach readers/viewers watch out for this fight scene...

Well, I think that's all for now, no EPL this weekend so no footie rants. But seriously, next week if Ben Foster plays, I think we will lose -.-'.

Sunday, October 04, 2009

Love Thy Neighbour? Pt 2...

As well all know by now, our 'friendly' neighbour was hit by yet another earthquake a couple of days ago. And sure enough, we, us, yes I did say US, as good neighbours offered unconditional help. Even Air Asia gave away free tickets here for those who want to do voluntary work there. But this also goes without saying that Indonesia was already expecting help from us as they think its our obligation to love thy neighbour.

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Gimme back my batik sarong you tosser...

However, this comes in the wake of the Indonesian government accusing us, yes US again, of stealing several cultural 'things' from them. From batik, to the wayang kulit, to keris to the Pendet dance and even to spices such as turmeric! They want to chop Indo on turmeric!! So putting it simply, they accuse us of stealing yet they want our help! WTF!

If any of you read today's (Sunday) The Star Focus section (middle part there), *found the article, click here*there was this interview between a Malaysian journalist and some Indo party member claiming they want to attack us Malaysians on our home soil! How? He claims that the message has already been sent to the 1.4 million Indo workers here to bomb/destroy/burn down their work place. From maids to labourers to professionals!


If in Malaysia, how would the ISA react?...

And they even have checks in Jakarta, though I don't think they have permits, to see if you are a Malaysian. If you are, they claim to just tell you to 'go home'. Why all this hostility lah? Well we did give them 2 terrorist in Noordin Mat Top and Azahari Husin which in the eyes of the world, were from Indo... And he did claim that the Indo workers here were unfairly treated and often beaten by the authorities. Hello??!! That even happens to Malaysian citizens ok!! Oh, he also claims those attacks will happen on Oct 8. So we see how la...

Well, not only Indonesians are taking shots at us, even Singaporeans are claiming they have the rights to Bak Kut Teh, Chilli Crab and Hainanese Chicken Rice!! Oi! Tiu nia ma.. I have the right to Hainanese Chicken Rice ok cos I AM Hainanese! I think I should sue them and claim the dish as our own!! HAH!

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I'll cry if I can't eat this anymore...

On hindsight, we Malaysians also decided to 'play' with the neighbour's kids in the mud pond by wanting to claim the rights to nasi lemak, laksa and char kueay teow! Aih, can't we all live in peace if not for the sake of harmonious relationships between neighbours then for the sake of food?? Next thing you know they will outlaw any non Malaysian food here, non Singaporean food there, and non Indo food there..

I don't think I have any Singaporean friends to offend though I do have relatives there and Daryl is working there,though he is pretty much suffering... and the only Indo friend I can think about is Yong's Indo Maid! So I don't think I'll be attacked rite? LOL

Wednesday, September 30, 2009

Feeling The Earth Move Under My Feet...

Can't seem to remember the title of that song. But today I experienced jakun moment #231: Feeling my first tremor. Was about 6.20 pm I think and I was playing my guitar pretty loudly when I felt like a gentle rocking motion on my chair. Than I remembered my chair is just a normal plastic chair and not some Osim massage chair!

Usually I get this feeling when I had either one too many drinks or high on shit. That kinda layan swaying motion. Then I looked at my water bottle and actually saw the water levels swaying from side to side! Couldn't confirm with anyone as I was the only one in the unit at that time. I thought how coincidental if it was an earthquake when I just finished watching a new episode of Heroes where a new character has the ability to shift the earth!

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Spoiler alert: He has 2 unique powers...

So I mou tiu till I saw this on Facebook:



Before seeing that I thought to myself if it was really an earthquake, for sure its gonna be from Sumatera. Shit, they giving us so much shit nowadays bout culture n food, now this oso they wanna send to us? So I went on my trusty Google and searched for any recent seismic activity and I got this from the USGS (United States Geological Survey) website:


Neighbours... aih, some are REALLY loud...

And then, just to confirm, I went to the online The Star website for news and got this:




7.6-7.9 on the Richter scale yo! And now after 2 hours I can see many massages popping out in Facebook bout it. LOL..

When I think of earthquakes, I always imagine it like the videos or documentaries you see on NatGeo or DiscChan with shelves rocking, ceilings cracking and things start to fall apart. But this was rather calm like. Like a gentle nudge from nature saying, 'Hey you there, wake up'. So can say a bit the anti climax la.

So there, my first 'earthquake' experience *check*. Hopefully all will be well when United play tonight against Wolfsburg!

Monday, September 28, 2009

When Boredom Sets In...

While it has been quite an uneventful past week, I can't say I was bored or had nothing to do. I think the series season in Hollywood (the real Boleh-land IMHO!) starts with the end of the Emmy Awards. And since that just happened a week ago, an avalanche of show I follow have begun the new season!

I knew I watch a lot of shows to begin with, but in 1 week I manage to download new episodes of : Family Guy, How I Met Your Mother, House MD, Criminal Minds, The Simpsons, The Mentalist, Fringe, CSI: Vegas, Californication, Heroes, Dexter and Two And A Half Men! Thats not including series that are currently running like Hell's Kitchen or those still on a break like 30 Rock, Weeds and Breaking Bad! Talk about being a couch potato... Thankfully I don't have to wait for normal tv to show cos face it, half of em we will never be able to see cos of you know what/who. At least they haven't gotten to the net yet, the last resource for free media!

Take Breaking Bad for example, its a show about a Chemistry teacher who has a PhD in Crystallography (or something like that) who one day finds out he has lung cancer, so in order to pay for his medication and leave some money for his family in case he dies, he decides to cook and sell crystal meth! And the lead actor for the show is non other than Hal, Malcom's dad of Malcom in The Middle! He even won an Emmy for best actor in a drama series! How I wish there was a degree in watching tv series, 1st class honours I tell you!!

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From Hilarius Crazy Dad To Scary Crazy Dad...

And well, another weekend of football action came and went, Ryan Giggs is really surprising us fans with his masterclass performances week in week out. Many of us would think this would be his final season and one to slow down a notch. Many yet thought that he didn't deserve last years Player of the Year Award. But with performances like that not just against Stoke but almost every game this season, I think he just might win it again at the ripe age of 36!!

Though the most surprising thing was Chelsea losing 3-1 to Wigan in a match where Humpty Dumpty (Peter Chech) got sent off! Good news: obviously chelsea lost, bad new: No fantasy points for Lampard. Speaking of which, with Torres scoring a hattrick against Hull, I saw my fantasy rank drop 5 places cos all those who had Torres jump up the table like kangaroos on steroids! But luckily Darren Bent manage to come up with 2 goals and 2 assist for me to climb back up! See, how else would u see me supporting Sunderland if not for Fantasy Football!


Where was Turnbull when Humpty Dumpty was sent off?

Oh well, with classes only once a week I guess I do really have nothing to do. With the new Football Manager still a month or so away, I succumbed to Zhou's and Klip's and a few others endless post on Facebook bout Mafia Wars. I wasn't such a big player going around adding people, but I was so bored last night I was randomly adding peeps from fan sites. Jeez, what I do to burn my free time...

Tuesday, September 22, 2009

When Tears Roll Down...

I seriously laughed so hard when watching the video below, tears formed in my eyes and my stomach began to hurt!



And what does Bellamy do when his team loses?


What happens when you don't win even by scoring 2 goals...

Wonder if the FA will slap him with a 3 match ban. From 9 strikers to 1. Serious FAIL! Too bad I don't know any City supporters to gloat to!

Monday, September 21, 2009

Love Thy Neighbour?...

Wow, what an exciting derby game. And I thought the match last week was the best match so far. 4-3 final score, with Rooney again getting the early goal. And the match winner came from Micheal Owen! I already told Zhou that Owen will score the winner, but he wanted Rooney purely for fantasy points -.-'.

Though a bit controversially timed at 5 min and 30 seconds when the allocated amount of stoppage time was 4 minutes, I don't think ANYONE will say we didn't deserve it. Already read many non united supporters (obviously) saying United played with the ref on their side or that refs are scared of Fergie or Old Trafford. Fuck that! What about the times that the ref was against us? Spurs should've had a penalty against Chelsea but the ref didn't give it.So?

Michael Owen, Wayne Rooney
Tevez must've been wishing he'd stayed...

Carlos Tevez got the reception he deserved though didn't expect. Actually I was kinda surprised, I didn't expect him to get cheered or an ovation but certainly I wasn't expecting him to get booed! Well, that's exactly what happened though he ALMOST silenced us when he hit a shot against the woodwork. Try again next time Carlos.

But the defense today was high on weed I think. 2 shambolic errors by Foster and Ferdinand of all ppl gifted City with easy goals. Though Bellamy's second was unstoppable. Still, Ben as a long way to go to become United no. 1 let alone England no. 1.


Our new hero...

Speaking of Bellamy, apparently after the match, a fan invaded the pitch and after he was pinned by the police, Craig thought it would be a good idea to layeth' the smack down on him! Wonder if he'll get banned!! Hahaha and City will only have a half fit Tevez!

So, post match Fergie gave a trademark comment, "We have a neighbour, and sometimes neighbours are noisy, but we showed our power today and we get on with life." Power? Fergie Hadouken Huges ah?


Take that...

After several minutes of MS Paint, finally got the picture nicely done :D.

Friday, September 18, 2009

Some People Must've Been Disappointed...

Recently, I've been noticing my FeedJit widget showing users from places such as Japan, India, New Zealand, the US and even France! Now I do have quite a few friends who are spread out across the globe but I certainly don't know anyone currently in those places! Heck, even the India one already come back :P

I have friends, but not THAT many friends...

And funny thing is they were all pointed to one topic: Best Merdeka Ever... So out of curiosity, I Googled 'best merdeka' and wouldn't you know it, the number one, well I claim it to be number 1 cos its at the top :P, choice is this:


Could almost show how I felt bout the country in its description!...

Haha, I kinda reckon that actually these people are 1) Malaysians who are away during merdeka celebrations so they want to find out the best merdeka celebrations this year, 2) Malaysians studying abroad during assignments on their national day. Think they were expecting fireworks, parades, floats, etc. But when they found out it was just an eating spree by 8 guys, boy they must've been thinking 'Oi, wtf is this!'. LOL!!

Anyways, today I tried to make pasta with some dried sauce. Wanted to call pyh but noob was in KL. So it was just for my family. Kinda miscalculated the portion so instead of for 4 it kinda was for 3. But luckily my mom is not a big lunch eater so she could share with my dad :D.


Simple ingredients for a simple dish...

Pretty simple actually, ingredients were just onions, garlic, tomatoes and olives and spring onions. Yes, at first I was, 'Mom, Italians where got put spring onions inside pasta wan'. But actually in the end, it did enhance the flavour!


Mmmmm..... bacon....

Oh, gotta have meat of course, and my 2 favourite pre-prepared types of my favourite animal to eat has gotta be bacon and ham! Seriously, how can anyone NOT like bacon and ham just cos their religion say it's filthy? haha, save that for another day :P. Though I did make a mistake by not frying the bacon til it was absolutely crispy >.<.
Kitchen alchemy at work...
But when you mix it all up, add some pepper and oregano, and 'hey presto', lunch is served! Somehow I realize I prefer bow pasta instead of the normal spaghetti, maybe cos its easier to cook and easier to eat :D.


Put some spring onions and coriander for deco and drizzle with olive oil...

Oh yeah, really looking forward to this weekends Manchester derby especially with Adebayor now out! Though I did say he deserved his actions, but actions do come with consequences. So 1 less striker for us to worry about :D.

*EDIT/UPDATE*

Still getting hits on the merdeka post so I went to my trusty traffic tracker to see what were those people actually googling about. Turns out it WASN'T bout our independence day but more of a sex scandal featured on Gutterpost. -.-'' . And turns out googling it will put that post 3rd on the search list. LOL!


And yes, I did mosaic the picture...

Tuesday, September 15, 2009

Hmm...

So my first semester at HELP Uni College is finally over. Had my last paper this morning and overall, I think I fared pretty well considering the 'kick you in the nuts' schedule. See, I had three papers in 2 days, thats not all, back to back summore! 2 papers yesterday and one this morning! During my TAR days, I've never sat for back to back papers let alone 2 in a day! Well, good thing is, its all over now, and I can enjoy my raya.

Yes, Hari Raya is this weekend, massive jam is predicted as usual, massive road blocks with cops looking for duit raya as usual, so remember to buckle up k. I wonder will this be the time to kick about a pigs head in front of a mosque? hahaha.

Right, I will be going home either today or tomorrow, and the thing I'm looking forward the most, believe it or not, is a hair cut!! Its beginning to get irritatingly thick d. -.-'. And main reason I don't get hair cuts here in KL is 1) I lazy wanna tell d barber how to cut my hair, cos face it, my hairdo you just can't go into d shop n tell d guy 'number 3 top, number 2 sides', actually used to during high school. 2) Most of the places here are hair saloons meaning chinese ah bengs giving u ah beng hair cuts. 3) with that, where can you find a RM8 hair cut in KL?


Orang tua at it again...

Well, last weekends football match was pretty thrilling. Tottenham did the usual mistake by scoring early against us. Cos usually, whenever a team scores early, like before 20 minutes, we do hit them back, pretty hard to say the least. Needless to say, I was astonished to see Giggs turn back the clock again and stick a sweet freekick into the top corner (Ronaldo who?). Anderson got his first goal from open play after 2 years!! And of course, my main man Rooney got a sweet nutmeg goal.


Showing em who's boss...

Though the biggest talking point of the weekend had to be Adebayor's celebration against his former club, sprinting the length of the pitch just to celebrate in front of them. Honestly, I think he should NOT be punished, cos face it, when he was at Arsenal, the fans were booing him. Now, who is having the last laugh huh? I just hope Tevez won't be fit enough this weekend to do the same. Wait, who am I kidding, we will totally end their run just like we ended Spurs'.

Though I wouldn't have to wait till the weekend to see em play again cos the Champions League kicks off tonight!! WooHoo!!! Yong, can u cheong watch late night matches? lol... though the match I am looking forward to most is the Inter vs Barca tie. Who'd have guess that Zlatan and Eto'o will face their former clubs the same summer they were traded away. With both of them scoring last weekend, this promises to be a belter!

Owh, on another note, anyone still watching MTV and saw the latest VMAs? The one where Kanye West again went up on stage and made an ass out of himself, this time nearly making Taylor Swift cry. Well, not sure she gonna cry but surely stun dawg kao! Yes, the very same Taylor which sang the theme song for Operation CKT 2!! haha.. Not only that, apparently he dissed the late Patrick Swayze (yes, mr dirty dancing lost his fight against cancer. RIP dude) by saying "Yo Patrick Swayze, I know you just died and all and Imma let you finish, But Michael Jackson's death was the best one this year" on his Twitter. Back to the VMAs, I like Lady Gaga's music but certainly not her style, she showed up wearing a birds nest on her head!

Shit, the video of it on YouTube seems to have been removed. Or else you can see both the Kanye dissing Taylor and Lady Gaga's nest. Right, think its time I go and recharge my batteries to get ready for the game tonight!

Sunday, September 06, 2009

Oi... WTF...

Funny how democracy works in this country. When DAP's Teresa Kok allegedly "advised" a mosque to turn down its volume during prayers, she was hauled up under the ISA faster than you can say 'ohmygodwhatthefuckBBQ' (OMGWTFBBQ, though i can never understand why BBQ is in this). They did release her after several days when they found out more substantial proof that she was not involved and the matter was not to turn down the volume during prayers but during ceramahs.

Then recently, when a town hall meeting was held to resolve the cow head issue in Shah Alam, some of its residents said that they were against the relocation of the temple cos it will be noisy and they do not like the smells. Where is the ISA then? One resident, a teacher!, also said that crime rates will rise if the temple was relocated there. Isn't this inciting racism? I thought teachers of all people should not only NOT be racist, but teach racial harmony to their students. No wonder I turned out like this :P.

Next, when candle light vigils were held, peaceful ones, with the singing of the national anthem to add, people got arrested, assaulted, and hulled away. And we all know what happened during the anti-ISA rally earlier last month. *Hint* tear gas, water cannons, crying kids, ripped shirts. People were charged under the ISA.

But when a group of people carrying a severed cow's head marching to the state office, banners, chants even spitting and kicking the head which is deemed sacred to the Hindu community, not a single blare of the sirens were herd, heck, road block also don't have. You'd think during this puasa month, more road blocks would be set up. ISA mana? It wouldn't take a genius to figure out that this is blatant racism. I have read that the people that were at the march was from the section of the ruling party of the nation, not the state.

I do wonder, what would happen if lets say hypothetically, one day, someone from the minority races kicked about a severed pigs head because of a relocation of a mosque. And one of its residents say the number of mat rempits will increase, what will happen to them? I wouldn't be surprised if they got dragged away by the ISA for a long long time.

After all, isn't one of the ISA's purposes is to prevent any racial disruption and to detain those who insinuate racial friction? Well, it is a fact that ISA is under the Home Minister, but when the home minister first comes out to support these 'protesters', saying they felt victimized and they had no intention of invoking racial tension, we can clearly see the double standards here. Oh, then he came out and said he was wrongly quoted in the press and now he wants those people charged in court!

Imagine those protesters thinking at first, 'tak pe la, we got support from home minister'. Then WHAM!, no more support, guess they're fucked now. These people never watch enough movies to know that they were merely pawns meh?

Btw, wasn't the first few things the PM said he'd do when he stepped into office was to review the ISA? Oh wait, I should've read properly, he said 'review' not 'change', not 'abolish', not 'suspend', just 'review'. Its like submitting a request to the exams committee to 'review' your failed examination paper, they said they review it but 99% of the time, after paying a nominal fee for the review, your result is still a fail.

I can go on and on but whats the point? More prominent figures have already done this and more yet things remain the same. We will be celebrating Malaysia Day pretty soon, will there be the slightest difference from now til then?

Oh well, its not like I hate the Malays, I do have Malay friends, good ones in fact. The Malay cuisine is delicious as well, with Hari Raya nearing, all those lemang, ketupat, rendang and curry is no doubt yummy. But as the Malays themselves say, 'Kerana nila setitik, rosak sebelanga susu'.

Wednesday, September 02, 2009

Best Merdeka Ever...

So our country celebrated it's 52 years of independence last weekend. While I couldn't give much of a rats ass bout the people running the country and their underlings who labels us as 'pendatangs' while the majority of shit comes from them, I do however, am very thankful of 2 things in particular. 1) The holidays - what other country can u have holidays for so many things? CNY off, Raya off, Deepavali off, Christmas pun off, New Year off jugak, Merdeka off. 2) Food. Mouth watering, orgasm in your mouth food that goes round 24/7. Except maybe New York, where else can you have pizza at 12am or roti canai at 3am?

So last weekend was a combination of both for 8 of us as Operation Char Kuay Teow 3 took place. Me, Yong, Zhou have been on previous 2 occasion while Drew and PYH both alternated 1 trip each while Soon, Philip and Dee were the 'virgins'. Siang was supposed to come but he got *insert whip sound* by Wei Nie :P. Now that most of us are already working, planning a trip like this doesn't come easy. So before I continue, I have to say that the following is my view of the story, our contract blogger (Philip) has already put up Pt 1 (with pt 2 comin soon I hope) while I'm sure one or 2 more of them will do the same.


Ops CKT 3 got underway...

Well, the trip to Penang was pretty much uneventful, oh except for the fact that Yong did not have the freedom of spamming his Korean songs cos I literally took over the music scene :D. Soon already MSN-ed me few nights before and asked me to save his soul. LOL. So that's what I did. Ah, a car ride with Avenged Sevenfold, Metallica, Dragonforce, Red Hot Chilli Peppers and pals beats K-pop anyday! Though we did gave him some chance and he did manage to play some songs when we slept. Though I swore I could hear that annoying Gee gee gee baby baby at one point...


Spot the pattern. Hint: 2 nuts and a banana...

Right, as I've mentioned before, this was gonna be a whirlwind trip cos seriously, 3 days and 2 nights in Penang is NOT enough. So early early already yong and me decided to just mass spam the best places in town, no aimless trips to the mainland, and no experimenting with RM16 loh bak :P. Which meant 1 thing first : THE char kuay teow @ Lorong Selamat. Yes, the very one I had dreams about. This time we stayed so near, we walked there so at least was able to burn some calories la. And judging by the reactions of the first timers, Dee esp, I won't be the only one :P. Zhou also told me when we stopped for a break at Tapah that the first meal has gotta be THAT Char Kuay Teow. Guess great minds do think alike huh?


Dee won't be having char kuay teow anytime soon after this...

So after stuffing ourselves with the mandatory #1 dish of the trip, we checked in to our rooms and the first thing I did was to see if there was ESPN on the tele cos that night was suppose (said 'suppose' cos of the Burnley game) to be the 1st big test for United when they took on Arsenal (more on that later...). Without wasting precious daylight, we headed off to site number 2 : Penang Road for some Cendol and Penang Laksa. Honestly, I'm not a big fan of assam laksa and I still think the cendol in Malacca pwns the one in Penang ANY day!


Its all about location, location, location...

Had a short nap in the hotel right after that before heading downstairs for dinner. Yes, this time we stayed right down the road from the famous Macallister Lane hawkers. Tried many things, some delicious, some ok-ok but none yucky! At the start of our trip, I think it was Yong who said, ' what happens in Penang stays in Penang cos we won't be meeting anyone else we know here'. Guess this is one of those times irony is the best term used. Yong n Zhou already saw someone they knew and right then I saw the smallest friend in such a big place I knew. Of all people, Wei Pinn bumped into us during dinner. Seriously what are the odds? Turns out that her radio company was suppose to have some sort of countdown the next day on the mainland. Sorry Pinn couldn't come, very far, not very patriotic :P


Group pic #1. Epic trip it was...

And at night we went for mandatory dish #2 : Frankie Pizza. The newbies questioned Yong when he mentioned this and I jumped straight into his defense. Told them that I too was once a skeptic, but after the first bite, I turned into a believer, worship that pizza man! lol... Next they asked, ' 4 boxes a lot leh'. Again, I told them to eat first then you'd wish you had more! After getting the pizza, we went to search for the elusive roti babi in Gurney Drive. Last trip round, every night we went there, not even 1 time was it opened, this time determined, our persistence finally paid off, well luck actually, 1 for 1. And when me n Zhou saw how the roti babi was being prepared I knew it was worth the wait. All that batter coating the bread, ready to be deep fried, artery clogging for sure! (not that any of the food we ate weren't).


I swear it's better than Pizza Hut, Domino's and Shakey's combined...

So pre match snacks was settled, no prawn sandwiches but one bite of the roti babi dipped in a special sauce and I could've sworn I heard angels singing XD (would've been 10x better if we'd eaten it at the shop). As we all sat down to watch the match, me n yong were left gutted when arshavin scored a goal which foster should've saved. Though we were lucky not to have conceded a penalty seconds earlier. Second half, same players, different attitude, Old Man Fergie was at it again, lighting firecrackers up the players' asses. When Rooney won and scored the penalty, I would've settled for the draw. But when orang tua Giggs swung in the freekick on the right touch line, few would've expected Diaby, who scored 2 goals in the last match, to head in what must've been the BEST own goal I've seen. Seriously, that was a GREAT header! So a win for us, Rooney scoring, things look rosy for United.


Get in there!!!! 4 in 4 now...

Right, second day, Dee was already like a crack head who hasn't taken a hit in a week. Jumping up and down for THAT char kuay teow. So off we went, another round of THAT kuay teow. After that, not knowing what to do, we went and search for CC for some gaming time. Seriously, with the X-sunway/monash students, it was inevitable that this would happen. Too bad PYH had to go back n study though we found out later on he was sleeping half the time -.-'. We actually found this CC nearby when we went to buy pizza the night before, had awesome package of 5 hours for RM6 only! So camped there for 5 hours and before we knew it, it was dinner time.


My future cardiologist will have a field day on this...

Picked pyh from the hotel and went to Nortrom Foodcourt for dinner where I had what was my personal mandatory dish #3 : Beef ball kuay teow. I swear, the only better one I've had was in Hanoi, where they called it pho bo We ordered the usual oh chean, satay, char kuay teow, Vienna sausages, etc. And this time round, I ordered something else, it had a long fancy name: omelet-somethin-something-formage, which was basically eggs, mozzarella cheese and ham. Usually I tend to stay away from western cooking at food courts, cos lets face it, who sells good western food at food courts? But seeing that the chef was some white boy and having the assumption of white boy = western country was good enough for me. And boy was that the best I omelet I had. Sadly no pictures of that, too engrossed in eating and the photographers for the trip was busy munching down their own yummies. Apparently the 5 hours for RM6 package at the cc was too much a temptation for us so after dinner, we went there. When it was time to leave, all we did was go home, showered, peng.

So the next day, it was time to pack up and leave d. Really didn't feel like leaving. And as with all things, everything leads back to the beginning. So 1 last round of THAT char kuay teow. Dee, Drew, Yong and Zhou had 2 plates, 1 for the road so they say, personally 1 dish was just right for me, any more and I'd be puking out gold :P. We left right after that fearing the long jam back to KL but surprisingly traffic was quite smooth with the exception of 1 or 2 slow moving traffic incidents. And given that that day was merdeka, and I already told them I had the perfect shirt (correct not?), we headed to Baskin Robbins @ Tapah rest stop to take advantage of the 31% discount thing. Somehow I kena con that only 1 pint of ice cream can get the 31% discount. I clearly remember ordering 2 scoops and still getting the discount. None the less, really enjoyed my Strawberry Cheesecake and Rum 'N Raisin flavoured ice cream. Was so full after that I skipped dinner altogether.


Group pic #2. We did answer the call of 1 Black Malaysia. Messege shirts ftw...

So there it is, Operation Char Kuay Teow 3 from my point of view. I may have left out somethings unintentionally, so do check out the other posts from the others for better picture. Yes, it was EPIC... filled with epic FAILS, WINS, PWNS and more. And yes, I've eaten my words (and so much more) bout saying 2 days in Penang is enough. Dee sent me a text the next day that sums it all up, ' Aih... melaka food... aih...' . For those who missed part 3, don't fret, part 4 should be coming. Only a matter of time nia...

*Note: credit to Drew and Dee for the pictures above.*

Tuesday, August 25, 2009

3 Games, 2 Trips and 2 Years Later...

Just 3 games into the new season and boy oh boy were there some major surprises cropping up front, back and center!! Who could've predicted that Burnley were able beat United and Everton back to back! I was gutted at the result as we were expected to beat them quite comfortably. Lucky for Old Man Yong, he didn't wake up to watch the match cos 1) we lost... obviously 2) it wasn't shown on Astro. So Yong, sometimes u just gotta be happy that you can't stay up as late anymore :P.

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How far will Burnley go?

Well, in the next match we did beat Wigan quite easily 5-0 with Rooney getting his 100th and 101st United goals and MO7 finally opening his account for the Red Devils. Watching the match, I could've sworn Old Man Fergie put rockets up the players asses cos they were running non stop up and down the pitch, Berbatov included!!

The bigger surprise is Tottenham having more points in 3 games this season than in 10 games last season! And yes, they currently top the table! One wonders how Harry Redknapp manage to turn a bunch of lads who were the laughing stock of last season with keeper Gomes the head clown into serious title contenders by the looks of it this season. I am sure however Shebby Singh and Adam C are enjoying this moment.


Goal number 100... Keep em comin'...

At the opposite end of the spectrum is Liverpool. Ahhh Liverpool, as much as I want to be diplomatic bout it, I can't help but smile when they drop points during the season. Maybe its cos of the great United-Liverpool rivalry. Last season, out of 38 matches they only lost 2 games. This season, they have already loss 2 in 3 games! Just hours ago Aston Villa manage to punch in their first win of the season. No doubt Yong will be finding people to gloat at in his work place :P. Zhou, the signs are pretty clear eh?

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Ya win some, Ya lose some...

But there are spoil sports that prefer to stick to the form book. I'm talking bout Chelsea and Arsenal. Looks like Ancelotti will be staying a bit longer than poor Scolari. And when I saw Gallas score again, the situation between Yong and Philip just popped into my mind. A silent 'lol' in my head if u will... :D.

Eto'o can't do this...

Further good news is that the Italian league just kicked off last weekend as well and the Spanish league will follow suit this weekend. Really looking forward to see how Zlatan performs and judging by the cup match yesterday, Eto'o won't be missed!

Ah right, I guess I'll stop with the football. On to other things, Operation Char Kueay Teow 3 (yes 3 .. not 2, not 1, 3!!!) is good to go barring a series of unfortunate events. As the saying goes, the best things come in 3's. And like Lord of The Rings, hopefully this time will be the best :). Going along with that, there will be a few changes from the last 2 trips we made.


I have dreams bout this...

Firstly, there will be new faces tagging along, some who missed the past 2 due to whatever reason. And due to that there will be 2 cars going up this time. Secondly would be a change in Hotels, after 2 stays in Gurney, this time we are staying in the heart of Food County @ McAllister Road. Thirdly, instead of the usual 4-5 days in Penang, this time round we will be there only for the long weekend. Yes Phang, August 31st falls on a MONDAY, that's when we celebrate our independence (though not entirely it has to be said) but on 30th August, we go to war!! Man Utd vs Arsenal will battle it out and we will be watching it in Penang!! Eh, any Penang kia reading this, mana pod MU ah??

And so far the current situation is this: the Malacca convoy will only leave on Saturday morning and will be meeting the KL convoy in Tapah a.k.a. Jambu Girl for Yong :P (there goes the plan to go Quarttro). And I assume that Zhou's car will be playing House and Trance music while Yong's will go for the more girly/whimpy/OMFG u call that music??? songs... I call dibs on zhous car when we reach Tapah k!!

Finally, it has been 2 years and a couple of days to the day that we've been an item. Through ups and downs (Thankfully more of the former), we managed to come this far. And I couldn't be any luckier to have you by my side. Love you baby!


2 down, many more to go...

Right, gotta get ready for class soon...

Monday, August 17, 2009

Sometimes Routine Is Good...

It is when the routine you're sticking too involves being glued to the tv hours at a time watching football! Ah, 1st week of football has just came and gone. The grass couldn't have been greener, the crowd couldn't have been noisier and the results couldn't have been more astonishing. One thing I can conclude for week 1: bookies have been making loads of money! Who would've bet against Villa losing at home to Wigan, or Arsenal whooping Everton away 6-1 or the supposedly 2 David vs Goliath matches ending with the odd goal? Though there were a few keeping an eye on Spurs beating Liverpool. I remember ALL the pundits on Football Forecast on ESPN said Spurs were gonna win 2-1. First time they were right!


First of many I hope...

Well, as for United, I felt that they could've scored a lot more given the opposition, and the fact that Owen missed a sitter in front of goal. But a win's a win and bring on Burnley next! And I'm doubly happy that Rooney has open his account on the 1st day of the league. Which brings me to my fantasy teams... Aih, dunno what to say, looks like my plan of using different people for different teams kinda failed.. the ones like can win money wan didn't while the likes of Yahoo! and the one with the guys in it I did fairly well.

Oh, sorry la Yong, gave you wrong info on Arsenal players. But u gotta admit, who could've seen that coming?? Ah well, week 2 is coming soon.


Somehow I felt cheated that Megan Fox didn't show...

And I am surprised that none of the guys have yet to blog bout the event we went last Friday: FHMs 100 Most Wanted Women Party @ The Loft. I have to say this event pwns the Heineken Green Room one 10 times man. We payed nothing, got free parking summore (not something u get when u go clubbing) and came away with loads of good stuff! Oh, and even got 2 free beers! Heineken event 1 pun tarak.. wtf... And btw, Carlsberg Gold totally kicks ass!


Daryl only had 1, therefore I had 3 :D...

The event itself was pretty much ok la, Yong was right when he said there were more hot chicks in the crowd than on the stage where supposedly the most wanted women in the country were. Don't expect foreign celebrities like Megan Fox to come here now do you? As for entertainment, ah, it was substandard. As you know I'm not one for the RnB/ Hip Hop genre so I won't say much more. And as usual, Malaysian crowd really buzz kill, MCs tried to interact with the crowd but most of the time, silent nia.. I think Serena C and Phat Fabes oso quite stumped at times. Oh, Amber Chia was there, and she still can't speak Engeris properly... lol.. you'd think for someone who has her own tv crew (!!) following her all over that she'd would've brushed up on it. And oh, she ain't that hot in real life :P.


FHM's 'care package' is so much better thn the ones from the Salvation Army...

They even gave a goodie bag which I doubt a care package for those who were lucky enough to go home with someone else ;). Why I say that? Lets see in the goodie bag we got : 2 Dentine Gums packs (fresh breath to pick up chicks), 2 coasters with pick up lines (to better enhance ur chances to pick up a girl, if 1st time fail got back up), 1 contraceptive if you DO get lucky. And if that goes well, they even have stuff for the morning after : 1 FHM t-shirt (for those who's shirt got lost/puked on/ripped apart :P), 1 bottle of Sunsilk Shampoo ( coincidentally the same one I use!), 1 bottle of Lux shower cream ( I didn't get that), 1 bottle of hair wax/gel by UberMen, 1 sample bottle of perfume, and 1 sample pack of some anti aging thing (I think its just for covering up those hang overed eyes). See, is this a care package or what?


For those who no balls are too scared to talk to girls...

Looks like FHM really know their target audience and hoped that at least some of us put it to good use as a package eh? But sadly for us, well for the 2 non taken ones anyway, they didn't get to bring anyone back :(. I'm sure they have their reasons la. Oh and during that entire outing, confirm me as navigator and human GPS is FTW!!!

Well, as far as other routines go, my sleeping pattern is out the window... slept at 5pm yesterday woke up at 7pm, slept again at 12am and woke up at 2am, didn't sleep from then till 5pm today until 8pm. That meant my eating pattern oso screwed.. oh FML...

Thursday, August 13, 2009

It's The Season To Be Jolly...

I wanted to do this post only tomorrow, but seeing that most of you have already done it, and I will be busy tomorrow, I decided not to put it off any longer... Yes, the time as come at last, after 3 agonizing months of 'dunno what to do on a weekend night', the brand new season of the English Premier League is about to begin!! Sure there was the Man Utd tour which helped filled in the gaps but you can't deny that life is finally worth living again now that the best season of the year is back!! So girls, either u find a team to support of leave your boyfriends alone for the next 8-9 months on weekend nights :P!!

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4 times in a row?? hmmm...

Since the rest of the major European leagues (by that I mean Spanish and Italian) have yet to commence, the biggest talking point has to be 'How will United do without CR7?' and for Liverpool fans 'Will Stevie G's burden be doubled now that Xabi has gone?'. And of course for any Citeh supporter, 'Will this season of 11 6 strikers be enough to get into the top 4?'


Yes, in THAT order!!

And we United fans will want to see if Berba will finally prove that he's worth 31 million pounds and if Micheal Owen, the guy that we spend most of the 90's hating will turn up to be another one of Fergie's inspired signings. I would also want to see if there will be any surprising youngsters this season ala Macheda vs Aston Villa. Boy, I can still reply that moment in my head with the commentator screaming 'Macheddaaaaa!!!!'. Most of all, I really hope that Wayne will be able to fill in Ronaldo's boots and score his 25 goals that he has promised. Fingers crossed.

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Football will be nothing without the fans

Well, there will be the usual questions as to who will finish top, top 4, relegated, almost relegated, etc. Also the new signings will always be interesting to watch. Although this season is kinda boring cos most of the new recuits have actually played in the EPL last season for another team. And will there be another Hull of last season (beginning geng but end suck) or Stoke (beginning sucked but end geng) or a Newcastle (sucked all the way:P)



1/4... Fingers crossed...

And of course for the very hardcore of us football fans, there is a small score to settle in the form of fantasy football! I for one did quite ok last year for Yahoo!'s fantasy football but sucked quite much in the one Yong made. And I can see that Yong, Jo and Mr. Yeah have already dengan bangganyerr put up their teams for the 1st week assuming thats the only fantasy they join. I on the other hand, will take things up a notch... or two... instead of 1 or 2, I decided to join 4.. yes 4 fantasy football leagues!! The other 2 are from Stadium Astro (chance to win 50,000 bucks with only less thn 20,000 ppl so far) and ESPNStar's FC Manager.


2/4...Hopefully all of em will play this week...

I figured why not just join and give it a shot? Who knows, with a little bit of luck I oso can win big wat. Well, only thing is this season round, there will be no more free points from Ronaldo so gotta pick wisely. My other 2 teams are more or less the same. And with a round of international fixtures just passed, who knows if got players injured.

Whatever it is, this weekend will be the start of a great season ending with the World Cup in the summer. I for one can't wait for football madness season to start. But I think I might be beaten to it:


Look at his shoes!!