What Were They Thinking...

Usually I get lots junk n more junk in my e-mail but recently I got this e-mail from a friend of mine that I think I've just GOT to share...

Gotta wonder what were the owners on when they were thinking bout names :


Halfway inn where?? Free show ka?


I think its a guarantee with their product..


"Hello, you've reached Fuk Mi's, can I take your order"


Hmmm...


Something for the guys..


Something for the girls..


"Would you like it small, regular or large size sir?"


And my very own contribution.. for those who don't un, ask ur Hokkien friends

Now for those who think regular joe's don't have a wicked sense of humour, think again..


KL-ites will have this familiar feeling


Would be a nice BBQ equipment now eh?


Who says church people are dull?? Haha..

And in the recent event of the whole-lotta-bull Earth Hour shit..


Now I really wanna NOT turn of d lights:P

I think the whole Earth Hour thing is just one big publicity stunt cos what can you gain by turning off the lights for one hour? Sure you save electricity. And then what? I haven't done any research whether not using electricity will make logging any slower or slow down the melting of d polar ice caps.. Can anyone enlighten me?

I have a few better suggestions on how we can prolong the life (yes I use prolong not saved cos in the end, we are all fucked anyways) of this earth. First off for everyone to turn of the vehicle engines for an hour ? Or no smoking for an hour? Wouldn't that two suggestions alone give far greater benefit to the environment?

Randomness..

- Feels so good to be wired up again. After nearly a month of no net access, my new place finally has connection! Took them bloody long enough, now only I realize Saturday doesn't count as a working day.

- Facebook has gotten more n more anal... Just when I got nice and comfy with one layout, they go and change it again... added to that is the mass spam of quizzes, note tags and pictures of cartoons that remind your friends about you... -.-'

- The new Formula 1 season is starting this weekend! Whee~~ But sadly I doubt that I'll be able to catch it due to location/access problems. However, it does look like I will be making the journey to Sepang next weekend again for this years Malaysian GP :D . This time gotta buy tickets myself.. no more freebies d. Will be very interesting to see how the new rules effect the drivers.. and wonder if it'll rain.. hmmm.. I think there would be no more Pak Lah handing out the trophies this time round rite?

- My 'news' website has taken a personal vendetta against the Malaysian govt. A particular minster actually.. Kinda sucks though, can't get the daily 'juicy' news that I regularly do. But I do respect his 'campaign' to fight for the freedom of speech and fight against the 'man'. Shit... sound like one of those hippies you see on tv. -.-'

- Theres this whole earth hour thing going on tomorrow where we are suppose to turn off all our lights for an hour. Does that mean fans, laptops n PCs too? Wouldn't give a crap.. the place we live in is fucked either way what.. Oh well...

- My chatbox seems rather empty.. 3 post for nearly 2 months.. Aih~~ oh well...

The Dream Lives On!! No, Not The National One...

Looking forward to the weekend for 2 reasons. Firstly n more importantly (I dare contradict myself though) is that I'll be shifting units for the second time in less thn a quarter of a year! Even Juande Ramos didn't get sacked in such a short time! Damn house owner wants to increase the rent from RM1050 to RM1300! Even the agent that came to check on the house was stunned and apparently at wits end how to rent out a place where there's no : fridge, washing machine or internet and only 1 fan in the living room.

So instead my housemate/ex-roommate manage to find a place couple of floors down for a dirt cheap price. Only thing is there is no net at the moment so will be AFI (away from internet) for a couple of weeks. And another good thing is that its located on the 4th floor which means I wont need to wait for that damn lift to arrive. So guess thats a good way to start losing the pounds eh?

The second and more important reason IMHO is the EPIC match between Man Utd and Liverpool. If the weeks results was anything to go by, this Saturdays encounter is bound to be a belter of a match! Felt kinda satisfying when I replied 'dream on ..' on my neighbour's Facebook status saying ' Hope Inter will get a score draw'. He is a Liverpool fan btw, poor lad. Now usually I would love to diss the opposing team but ever since the past few years, I've gotten to know more n more Liverpool fans. So I'll try to be diplomatic by saying 'May the best team win la'. Chelsea n Aresnal fans however, will never get that :P.


More of this for the weekend!

Now I'm more of a realist than an idealist, so the quintuplet (thats 5) trophy sweep still seems a bit far fetched but with the recent performances and results going our way, it might just happen! This could be the year we actually win everything!! Watch this space!!


With that leads to more of this I hope..

Now on a more serious note, it is getting abit ridiculous about whats happening in our government don't ya think? Like I said before, I don't like to waste my time stating the obvious but when a old and wheel chaired MB gets surrounded by a group of 'formal' thugs outside of d parliament, it just strengthens my opinion on this matter more and more. I used 'formal' because this people are actually party men from the youth division dressed nicely in shirts and slacks. Aren't the youth suppose to be the leaders of tomorrow? And the youth body surely got 'parent' body rite? Not like they did anything to 'punish' their 'kids', but instead support them. Typical of their people rite? I'm not saying ALL of them are like that, no there are nice and noble ones, but as the Malay saying goes ' kerana nila setitik, rosak sebelanga susu'. (fuh, my BM still can pakai)

And thats not the worse thing. The worse thing is that NOT 1 of the security personal even bothered to help. Reason? it happen OUTSIDE the Dewan Rakyat so they have no jurisdiction. And the police conveniently intervened only when some other guys tried to help the old dude. See now thats why I'm kinda afraid of the police. Go watch Chris Rock or Dave Chappelle stand ups to get what I mean. Now though this matter won't effect me in a direct sense, but it does show which road we are heading down right? With April 3rd fast approaching, one wonders if that is the day we go back into the dark ages?


Our next PM??

Most recently though, and this does effect me directly, is our 'beloved' government has the balls and cheek to shut down a US based website because it showed pictures of local politicians in nude n compromising positions. Yes, I'm sure MOST if not ALL of you reading this know exactly which site I'm talking about! And its not like one of those rumor sites, this site shows photos that 99% of the time you can confirm who is who, and I doubt those are fake.. If they are, the government wouldn't give a shit rite? Luckily the author of the site is not local or else the ISA would have his ass by now and there goes my source of news and entertainment in one. And thank God, yes God, that he still semangat to revive or relocate (whatever u wanna call it) his site so we can still view it :D.

If there is one thing they haven't learned (I'm sure there are millions) is that the power of the Internet is limitless... like hydra so to say.. So as long as our right to free speech isn't stunted on the net, I guess I'll be happy for now..

Oh, didn't realize its Friday 13th. Thats 2 months in a row!!! O.O