Wednesday, September 30, 2009

Feeling The Earth Move Under My Feet...

Can't seem to remember the title of that song. But today I experienced jakun moment #231: Feeling my first tremor. Was about 6.20 pm I think and I was playing my guitar pretty loudly when I felt like a gentle rocking motion on my chair. Than I remembered my chair is just a normal plastic chair and not some Osim massage chair!

Usually I get this feeling when I had either one too many drinks or high on shit. That kinda layan swaying motion. Then I looked at my water bottle and actually saw the water levels swaying from side to side! Couldn't confirm with anyone as I was the only one in the unit at that time. I thought how coincidental if it was an earthquake when I just finished watching a new episode of Heroes where a new character has the ability to shift the earth!

http://images.buddytv.com/usrimages/usr-1/-1_9584977c-2dd9-448b-93e2-076c4af8177e-premiere20.jpg
Spoiler alert: He has 2 unique powers...

So I mou tiu till I saw this on Facebook:



Before seeing that I thought to myself if it was really an earthquake, for sure its gonna be from Sumatera. Shit, they giving us so much shit nowadays bout culture n food, now this oso they wanna send to us? So I went on my trusty Google and searched for any recent seismic activity and I got this from the USGS (United States Geological Survey) website:


Neighbours... aih, some are REALLY loud...

And then, just to confirm, I went to the online The Star website for news and got this:




7.6-7.9 on the Richter scale yo! And now after 2 hours I can see many massages popping out in Facebook bout it. LOL..

When I think of earthquakes, I always imagine it like the videos or documentaries you see on NatGeo or DiscChan with shelves rocking, ceilings cracking and things start to fall apart. But this was rather calm like. Like a gentle nudge from nature saying, 'Hey you there, wake up'. So can say a bit the anti climax la.

So there, my first 'earthquake' experience *check*. Hopefully all will be well when United play tonight against Wolfsburg!

Monday, September 28, 2009

When Boredom Sets In...

While it has been quite an uneventful past week, I can't say I was bored or had nothing to do. I think the series season in Hollywood (the real Boleh-land IMHO!) starts with the end of the Emmy Awards. And since that just happened a week ago, an avalanche of show I follow have begun the new season!

I knew I watch a lot of shows to begin with, but in 1 week I manage to download new episodes of : Family Guy, How I Met Your Mother, House MD, Criminal Minds, The Simpsons, The Mentalist, Fringe, CSI: Vegas, Californication, Heroes, Dexter and Two And A Half Men! Thats not including series that are currently running like Hell's Kitchen or those still on a break like 30 Rock, Weeds and Breaking Bad! Talk about being a couch potato... Thankfully I don't have to wait for normal tv to show cos face it, half of em we will never be able to see cos of you know what/who. At least they haven't gotten to the net yet, the last resource for free media!

Take Breaking Bad for example, its a show about a Chemistry teacher who has a PhD in Crystallography (or something like that) who one day finds out he has lung cancer, so in order to pay for his medication and leave some money for his family in case he dies, he decides to cook and sell crystal meth! And the lead actor for the show is non other than Hal, Malcom's dad of Malcom in The Middle! He even won an Emmy for best actor in a drama series! How I wish there was a degree in watching tv series, 1st class honours I tell you!!

http://tvmedia.ign.com/tv/image/article/959/959680/breaking-bad-20090305111146634.jpg
From Hilarius Crazy Dad To Scary Crazy Dad...

And well, another weekend of football action came and went, Ryan Giggs is really surprising us fans with his masterclass performances week in week out. Many of us would think this would be his final season and one to slow down a notch. Many yet thought that he didn't deserve last years Player of the Year Award. But with performances like that not just against Stoke but almost every game this season, I think he just might win it again at the ripe age of 36!!

Though the most surprising thing was Chelsea losing 3-1 to Wigan in a match where Humpty Dumpty (Peter Chech) got sent off! Good news: obviously chelsea lost, bad new: No fantasy points for Lampard. Speaking of which, with Torres scoring a hattrick against Hull, I saw my fantasy rank drop 5 places cos all those who had Torres jump up the table like kangaroos on steroids! But luckily Darren Bent manage to come up with 2 goals and 2 assist for me to climb back up! See, how else would u see me supporting Sunderland if not for Fantasy Football!


Where was Turnbull when Humpty Dumpty was sent off?

Oh well, with classes only once a week I guess I do really have nothing to do. With the new Football Manager still a month or so away, I succumbed to Zhou's and Klip's and a few others endless post on Facebook bout Mafia Wars. I wasn't such a big player going around adding people, but I was so bored last night I was randomly adding peeps from fan sites. Jeez, what I do to burn my free time...

Tuesday, September 22, 2009

When Tears Roll Down...

I seriously laughed so hard when watching the video below, tears formed in my eyes and my stomach began to hurt!



And what does Bellamy do when his team loses?


What happens when you don't win even by scoring 2 goals...

Wonder if the FA will slap him with a 3 match ban. From 9 strikers to 1. Serious FAIL! Too bad I don't know any City supporters to gloat to!

Monday, September 21, 2009

Love Thy Neighbour?...

Wow, what an exciting derby game. And I thought the match last week was the best match so far. 4-3 final score, with Rooney again getting the early goal. And the match winner came from Micheal Owen! I already told Zhou that Owen will score the winner, but he wanted Rooney purely for fantasy points -.-'.

Though a bit controversially timed at 5 min and 30 seconds when the allocated amount of stoppage time was 4 minutes, I don't think ANYONE will say we didn't deserve it. Already read many non united supporters (obviously) saying United played with the ref on their side or that refs are scared of Fergie or Old Trafford. Fuck that! What about the times that the ref was against us? Spurs should've had a penalty against Chelsea but the ref didn't give it.So?

Michael Owen, Wayne Rooney
Tevez must've been wishing he'd stayed...

Carlos Tevez got the reception he deserved though didn't expect. Actually I was kinda surprised, I didn't expect him to get cheered or an ovation but certainly I wasn't expecting him to get booed! Well, that's exactly what happened though he ALMOST silenced us when he hit a shot against the woodwork. Try again next time Carlos.

But the defense today was high on weed I think. 2 shambolic errors by Foster and Ferdinand of all ppl gifted City with easy goals. Though Bellamy's second was unstoppable. Still, Ben as a long way to go to become United no. 1 let alone England no. 1.


Our new hero...

Speaking of Bellamy, apparently after the match, a fan invaded the pitch and after he was pinned by the police, Craig thought it would be a good idea to layeth' the smack down on him! Wonder if he'll get banned!! Hahaha and City will only have a half fit Tevez!

So, post match Fergie gave a trademark comment, "We have a neighbour, and sometimes neighbours are noisy, but we showed our power today and we get on with life." Power? Fergie Hadouken Huges ah?


Take that...

After several minutes of MS Paint, finally got the picture nicely done :D.

Friday, September 18, 2009

Some People Must've Been Disappointed...

Recently, I've been noticing my FeedJit widget showing users from places such as Japan, India, New Zealand, the US and even France! Now I do have quite a few friends who are spread out across the globe but I certainly don't know anyone currently in those places! Heck, even the India one already come back :P

I have friends, but not THAT many friends...

And funny thing is they were all pointed to one topic: Best Merdeka Ever... So out of curiosity, I Googled 'best merdeka' and wouldn't you know it, the number one, well I claim it to be number 1 cos its at the top :P, choice is this:


Could almost show how I felt bout the country in its description!...

Haha, I kinda reckon that actually these people are 1) Malaysians who are away during merdeka celebrations so they want to find out the best merdeka celebrations this year, 2) Malaysians studying abroad during assignments on their national day. Think they were expecting fireworks, parades, floats, etc. But when they found out it was just an eating spree by 8 guys, boy they must've been thinking 'Oi, wtf is this!'. LOL!!

Anyways, today I tried to make pasta with some dried sauce. Wanted to call pyh but noob was in KL. So it was just for my family. Kinda miscalculated the portion so instead of for 4 it kinda was for 3. But luckily my mom is not a big lunch eater so she could share with my dad :D.


Simple ingredients for a simple dish...

Pretty simple actually, ingredients were just onions, garlic, tomatoes and olives and spring onions. Yes, at first I was, 'Mom, Italians where got put spring onions inside pasta wan'. But actually in the end, it did enhance the flavour!


Mmmmm..... bacon....

Oh, gotta have meat of course, and my 2 favourite pre-prepared types of my favourite animal to eat has gotta be bacon and ham! Seriously, how can anyone NOT like bacon and ham just cos their religion say it's filthy? haha, save that for another day :P. Though I did make a mistake by not frying the bacon til it was absolutely crispy >.<.
Kitchen alchemy at work...
But when you mix it all up, add some pepper and oregano, and 'hey presto', lunch is served! Somehow I realize I prefer bow pasta instead of the normal spaghetti, maybe cos its easier to cook and easier to eat :D.


Put some spring onions and coriander for deco and drizzle with olive oil...

Oh yeah, really looking forward to this weekends Manchester derby especially with Adebayor now out! Though I did say he deserved his actions, but actions do come with consequences. So 1 less striker for us to worry about :D.

*EDIT/UPDATE*

Still getting hits on the merdeka post so I went to my trusty traffic tracker to see what were those people actually googling about. Turns out it WASN'T bout our independence day but more of a sex scandal featured on Gutterpost. -.-'' . And turns out googling it will put that post 3rd on the search list. LOL!


And yes, I did mosaic the picture...

Tuesday, September 15, 2009

Hmm...

So my first semester at HELP Uni College is finally over. Had my last paper this morning and overall, I think I fared pretty well considering the 'kick you in the nuts' schedule. See, I had three papers in 2 days, thats not all, back to back summore! 2 papers yesterday and one this morning! During my TAR days, I've never sat for back to back papers let alone 2 in a day! Well, good thing is, its all over now, and I can enjoy my raya.

Yes, Hari Raya is this weekend, massive jam is predicted as usual, massive road blocks with cops looking for duit raya as usual, so remember to buckle up k. I wonder will this be the time to kick about a pigs head in front of a mosque? hahaha.

Right, I will be going home either today or tomorrow, and the thing I'm looking forward the most, believe it or not, is a hair cut!! Its beginning to get irritatingly thick d. -.-'. And main reason I don't get hair cuts here in KL is 1) I lazy wanna tell d barber how to cut my hair, cos face it, my hairdo you just can't go into d shop n tell d guy 'number 3 top, number 2 sides', actually used to during high school. 2) Most of the places here are hair saloons meaning chinese ah bengs giving u ah beng hair cuts. 3) with that, where can you find a RM8 hair cut in KL?


Orang tua at it again...

Well, last weekends football match was pretty thrilling. Tottenham did the usual mistake by scoring early against us. Cos usually, whenever a team scores early, like before 20 minutes, we do hit them back, pretty hard to say the least. Needless to say, I was astonished to see Giggs turn back the clock again and stick a sweet freekick into the top corner (Ronaldo who?). Anderson got his first goal from open play after 2 years!! And of course, my main man Rooney got a sweet nutmeg goal.


Showing em who's boss...

Though the biggest talking point of the weekend had to be Adebayor's celebration against his former club, sprinting the length of the pitch just to celebrate in front of them. Honestly, I think he should NOT be punished, cos face it, when he was at Arsenal, the fans were booing him. Now, who is having the last laugh huh? I just hope Tevez won't be fit enough this weekend to do the same. Wait, who am I kidding, we will totally end their run just like we ended Spurs'.

Though I wouldn't have to wait till the weekend to see em play again cos the Champions League kicks off tonight!! WooHoo!!! Yong, can u cheong watch late night matches? lol... though the match I am looking forward to most is the Inter vs Barca tie. Who'd have guess that Zlatan and Eto'o will face their former clubs the same summer they were traded away. With both of them scoring last weekend, this promises to be a belter!

Owh, on another note, anyone still watching MTV and saw the latest VMAs? The one where Kanye West again went up on stage and made an ass out of himself, this time nearly making Taylor Swift cry. Well, not sure she gonna cry but surely stun dawg kao! Yes, the very same Taylor which sang the theme song for Operation CKT 2!! haha.. Not only that, apparently he dissed the late Patrick Swayze (yes, mr dirty dancing lost his fight against cancer. RIP dude) by saying "Yo Patrick Swayze, I know you just died and all and Imma let you finish, But Michael Jackson's death was the best one this year" on his Twitter. Back to the VMAs, I like Lady Gaga's music but certainly not her style, she showed up wearing a birds nest on her head!

Shit, the video of it on YouTube seems to have been removed. Or else you can see both the Kanye dissing Taylor and Lady Gaga's nest. Right, think its time I go and recharge my batteries to get ready for the game tonight!

Sunday, September 06, 2009

Oi... WTF...

Funny how democracy works in this country. When DAP's Teresa Kok allegedly "advised" a mosque to turn down its volume during prayers, she was hauled up under the ISA faster than you can say 'ohmygodwhatthefuckBBQ' (OMGWTFBBQ, though i can never understand why BBQ is in this). They did release her after several days when they found out more substantial proof that she was not involved and the matter was not to turn down the volume during prayers but during ceramahs.

Then recently, when a town hall meeting was held to resolve the cow head issue in Shah Alam, some of its residents said that they were against the relocation of the temple cos it will be noisy and they do not like the smells. Where is the ISA then? One resident, a teacher!, also said that crime rates will rise if the temple was relocated there. Isn't this inciting racism? I thought teachers of all people should not only NOT be racist, but teach racial harmony to their students. No wonder I turned out like this :P.

Next, when candle light vigils were held, peaceful ones, with the singing of the national anthem to add, people got arrested, assaulted, and hulled away. And we all know what happened during the anti-ISA rally earlier last month. *Hint* tear gas, water cannons, crying kids, ripped shirts. People were charged under the ISA.

But when a group of people carrying a severed cow's head marching to the state office, banners, chants even spitting and kicking the head which is deemed sacred to the Hindu community, not a single blare of the sirens were herd, heck, road block also don't have. You'd think during this puasa month, more road blocks would be set up. ISA mana? It wouldn't take a genius to figure out that this is blatant racism. I have read that the people that were at the march was from the section of the ruling party of the nation, not the state.

I do wonder, what would happen if lets say hypothetically, one day, someone from the minority races kicked about a severed pigs head because of a relocation of a mosque. And one of its residents say the number of mat rempits will increase, what will happen to them? I wouldn't be surprised if they got dragged away by the ISA for a long long time.

After all, isn't one of the ISA's purposes is to prevent any racial disruption and to detain those who insinuate racial friction? Well, it is a fact that ISA is under the Home Minister, but when the home minister first comes out to support these 'protesters', saying they felt victimized and they had no intention of invoking racial tension, we can clearly see the double standards here. Oh, then he came out and said he was wrongly quoted in the press and now he wants those people charged in court!

Imagine those protesters thinking at first, 'tak pe la, we got support from home minister'. Then WHAM!, no more support, guess they're fucked now. These people never watch enough movies to know that they were merely pawns meh?

Btw, wasn't the first few things the PM said he'd do when he stepped into office was to review the ISA? Oh wait, I should've read properly, he said 'review' not 'change', not 'abolish', not 'suspend', just 'review'. Its like submitting a request to the exams committee to 'review' your failed examination paper, they said they review it but 99% of the time, after paying a nominal fee for the review, your result is still a fail.

I can go on and on but whats the point? More prominent figures have already done this and more yet things remain the same. We will be celebrating Malaysia Day pretty soon, will there be the slightest difference from now til then?

Oh well, its not like I hate the Malays, I do have Malay friends, good ones in fact. The Malay cuisine is delicious as well, with Hari Raya nearing, all those lemang, ketupat, rendang and curry is no doubt yummy. But as the Malays themselves say, 'Kerana nila setitik, rosak sebelanga susu'.

Wednesday, September 02, 2009

Best Merdeka Ever...

So our country celebrated it's 52 years of independence last weekend. While I couldn't give much of a rats ass bout the people running the country and their underlings who labels us as 'pendatangs' while the majority of shit comes from them, I do however, am very thankful of 2 things in particular. 1) The holidays - what other country can u have holidays for so many things? CNY off, Raya off, Deepavali off, Christmas pun off, New Year off jugak, Merdeka off. 2) Food. Mouth watering, orgasm in your mouth food that goes round 24/7. Except maybe New York, where else can you have pizza at 12am or roti canai at 3am?

So last weekend was a combination of both for 8 of us as Operation Char Kuay Teow 3 took place. Me, Yong, Zhou have been on previous 2 occasion while Drew and PYH both alternated 1 trip each while Soon, Philip and Dee were the 'virgins'. Siang was supposed to come but he got *insert whip sound* by Wei Nie :P. Now that most of us are already working, planning a trip like this doesn't come easy. So before I continue, I have to say that the following is my view of the story, our contract blogger (Philip) has already put up Pt 1 (with pt 2 comin soon I hope) while I'm sure one or 2 more of them will do the same.


Ops CKT 3 got underway...

Well, the trip to Penang was pretty much uneventful, oh except for the fact that Yong did not have the freedom of spamming his Korean songs cos I literally took over the music scene :D. Soon already MSN-ed me few nights before and asked me to save his soul. LOL. So that's what I did. Ah, a car ride with Avenged Sevenfold, Metallica, Dragonforce, Red Hot Chilli Peppers and pals beats K-pop anyday! Though we did gave him some chance and he did manage to play some songs when we slept. Though I swore I could hear that annoying Gee gee gee baby baby at one point...


Spot the pattern. Hint: 2 nuts and a banana...

Right, as I've mentioned before, this was gonna be a whirlwind trip cos seriously, 3 days and 2 nights in Penang is NOT enough. So early early already yong and me decided to just mass spam the best places in town, no aimless trips to the mainland, and no experimenting with RM16 loh bak :P. Which meant 1 thing first : THE char kuay teow @ Lorong Selamat. Yes, the very one I had dreams about. This time we stayed so near, we walked there so at least was able to burn some calories la. And judging by the reactions of the first timers, Dee esp, I won't be the only one :P. Zhou also told me when we stopped for a break at Tapah that the first meal has gotta be THAT Char Kuay Teow. Guess great minds do think alike huh?


Dee won't be having char kuay teow anytime soon after this...

So after stuffing ourselves with the mandatory #1 dish of the trip, we checked in to our rooms and the first thing I did was to see if there was ESPN on the tele cos that night was suppose (said 'suppose' cos of the Burnley game) to be the 1st big test for United when they took on Arsenal (more on that later...). Without wasting precious daylight, we headed off to site number 2 : Penang Road for some Cendol and Penang Laksa. Honestly, I'm not a big fan of assam laksa and I still think the cendol in Malacca pwns the one in Penang ANY day!


Its all about location, location, location...

Had a short nap in the hotel right after that before heading downstairs for dinner. Yes, this time we stayed right down the road from the famous Macallister Lane hawkers. Tried many things, some delicious, some ok-ok but none yucky! At the start of our trip, I think it was Yong who said, ' what happens in Penang stays in Penang cos we won't be meeting anyone else we know here'. Guess this is one of those times irony is the best term used. Yong n Zhou already saw someone they knew and right then I saw the smallest friend in such a big place I knew. Of all people, Wei Pinn bumped into us during dinner. Seriously what are the odds? Turns out that her radio company was suppose to have some sort of countdown the next day on the mainland. Sorry Pinn couldn't come, very far, not very patriotic :P


Group pic #1. Epic trip it was...

And at night we went for mandatory dish #2 : Frankie Pizza. The newbies questioned Yong when he mentioned this and I jumped straight into his defense. Told them that I too was once a skeptic, but after the first bite, I turned into a believer, worship that pizza man! lol... Next they asked, ' 4 boxes a lot leh'. Again, I told them to eat first then you'd wish you had more! After getting the pizza, we went to search for the elusive roti babi in Gurney Drive. Last trip round, every night we went there, not even 1 time was it opened, this time determined, our persistence finally paid off, well luck actually, 1 for 1. And when me n Zhou saw how the roti babi was being prepared I knew it was worth the wait. All that batter coating the bread, ready to be deep fried, artery clogging for sure! (not that any of the food we ate weren't).


I swear it's better than Pizza Hut, Domino's and Shakey's combined...

So pre match snacks was settled, no prawn sandwiches but one bite of the roti babi dipped in a special sauce and I could've sworn I heard angels singing XD (would've been 10x better if we'd eaten it at the shop). As we all sat down to watch the match, me n yong were left gutted when arshavin scored a goal which foster should've saved. Though we were lucky not to have conceded a penalty seconds earlier. Second half, same players, different attitude, Old Man Fergie was at it again, lighting firecrackers up the players' asses. When Rooney won and scored the penalty, I would've settled for the draw. But when orang tua Giggs swung in the freekick on the right touch line, few would've expected Diaby, who scored 2 goals in the last match, to head in what must've been the BEST own goal I've seen. Seriously, that was a GREAT header! So a win for us, Rooney scoring, things look rosy for United.


Get in there!!!! 4 in 4 now...

Right, second day, Dee was already like a crack head who hasn't taken a hit in a week. Jumping up and down for THAT char kuay teow. So off we went, another round of THAT kuay teow. After that, not knowing what to do, we went and search for CC for some gaming time. Seriously, with the X-sunway/monash students, it was inevitable that this would happen. Too bad PYH had to go back n study though we found out later on he was sleeping half the time -.-'. We actually found this CC nearby when we went to buy pizza the night before, had awesome package of 5 hours for RM6 only! So camped there for 5 hours and before we knew it, it was dinner time.


My future cardiologist will have a field day on this...

Picked pyh from the hotel and went to Nortrom Foodcourt for dinner where I had what was my personal mandatory dish #3 : Beef ball kuay teow. I swear, the only better one I've had was in Hanoi, where they called it pho bo We ordered the usual oh chean, satay, char kuay teow, Vienna sausages, etc. And this time round, I ordered something else, it had a long fancy name: omelet-somethin-something-formage, which was basically eggs, mozzarella cheese and ham. Usually I tend to stay away from western cooking at food courts, cos lets face it, who sells good western food at food courts? But seeing that the chef was some white boy and having the assumption of white boy = western country was good enough for me. And boy was that the best I omelet I had. Sadly no pictures of that, too engrossed in eating and the photographers for the trip was busy munching down their own yummies. Apparently the 5 hours for RM6 package at the cc was too much a temptation for us so after dinner, we went there. When it was time to leave, all we did was go home, showered, peng.

So the next day, it was time to pack up and leave d. Really didn't feel like leaving. And as with all things, everything leads back to the beginning. So 1 last round of THAT char kuay teow. Dee, Drew, Yong and Zhou had 2 plates, 1 for the road so they say, personally 1 dish was just right for me, any more and I'd be puking out gold :P. We left right after that fearing the long jam back to KL but surprisingly traffic was quite smooth with the exception of 1 or 2 slow moving traffic incidents. And given that that day was merdeka, and I already told them I had the perfect shirt (correct not?), we headed to Baskin Robbins @ Tapah rest stop to take advantage of the 31% discount thing. Somehow I kena con that only 1 pint of ice cream can get the 31% discount. I clearly remember ordering 2 scoops and still getting the discount. None the less, really enjoyed my Strawberry Cheesecake and Rum 'N Raisin flavoured ice cream. Was so full after that I skipped dinner altogether.


Group pic #2. We did answer the call of 1 Black Malaysia. Messege shirts ftw...

So there it is, Operation Char Kuay Teow 3 from my point of view. I may have left out somethings unintentionally, so do check out the other posts from the others for better picture. Yes, it was EPIC... filled with epic FAILS, WINS, PWNS and more. And yes, I've eaten my words (and so much more) bout saying 2 days in Penang is enough. Dee sent me a text the next day that sums it all up, ' Aih... melaka food... aih...' . For those who missed part 3, don't fret, part 4 should be coming. Only a matter of time nia...

*Note: credit to Drew and Dee for the pictures above.*