In The News Today...

As ever I find that our nation's mainstream printed media is fast becoming tabloid stuff. In other words, 'this kinda news also wanna publish meh?' In today's page 3 of The Star had this as the main story : Obese housewife back on her feet.

Apparently she hasn't been able to stand for 2 years (!!) now and that standing for more then 10 minutes for her was a pain... Now she can stand for 30 minutes. And she's close to tears! She says it was reported as such a feat... WTF! Climbing Everest is a feat, battling and beating cancer is a feat, climbing up a flight of stairs with 1 leg is a feat.. standing up on 2 is NOT.


Its A Miracle~!!... pic courtesy of The Star

I agree with Ricky Gervais when he said that obesity is NOT a disease. He said, when obese people were still at fat stage and stepped on the scale, didn't they have it in mind to stop eating for *insert anything u believe in here* sake?

In this case I really have no pity for the woman... Her 11 year old kid had to quit school at Standard 1.. Standard freaking 1!!! to support her. FUUUkk.. Didn't she stop to think that 'hmmm.. I'm starting to gain a lil bit too much weight. maybe I should cut down on my food and try to go exercise?'

Getting down to the point, if they suffer by themselves and die in a pool of their own fat is fine by me, but when they drag others around to their misery, their own kids for instance, thats crossing the line for me.

Oh and get this, her waist size is a whopping 71cmin! and that is after she went some therapy and shrunk from 77cmin! machaohai, did it ever occur to her that when shopping malls like Jusco or Parkson stops selling pants for NORMAL people, she should do something about her weight?? Don't think poverty can be put at fault for this, after all exercise is FREE, don't have to go to Fitness First or Celebrity Fitness to lose weight ok.

Shit, even the army had to come and help rebuild her house! I know that our army has nothing better to do then blow people up at times la but still to have the army to help you...

The complete report can be found here and here.

Life's A Drag...

This has got to be one of the more boring weeks I've had to endure. Well, for one all of my assignments (group and solo) is done and dusted. So a big weight off my shoulders there. Funny thing is I don't remember working so hard on my assignments before during my days at TAR. Hmmm, could it be that they don't give a shit bout plagiarism so last minute work is ok where as HELP uses some online system that manages to check out how much you copy from the net or book sources!, or could it be that I just didn't give a shit bout TAR assignments since it was so dry and yawnz?

Anyways, finals will be in about less then 10 days time. Shit thing is 1 paper on the 1st then have to wait a whole 2 weeks for the next paper!! =.=' ... Which will give me much time to study or much time to slack off in between... Kinda feel like out of the frying pan and into the fire.

Since it has been November Raini-ing almost everyday, it does make the whole mood to get up and do something kinda die off. Good thing is there is finally football coming back this weekend. Bad thing is full of fucking injuries to my fantasy player.. though I'm sure I'm not the only one whining bout this.

To add to the shittyness of the week per say, the net has been on hyper fucked up mode (what's new btw) that not only is it slow but somehow some turd decided to shut down the site I download my series from. Don't think its the same turd that tried to shut down the site I do for gossip though but it still kinda pisses me off. But with net speeds like this, wouldn't make a difference. Thankfully still have trusty torrent to do the job for me.

Think this dark cloudy mood is also infecting almost everyone of us. Even the political scene that I oh so love to bash here has dried up. Nothing new or exciting for me to piss and moan about.. -.-''

Well, in the midst of all this, at least I have live concerts of Metallica, Red Hot Chilli Peppers, The Foo Fighters, Avenged Sevenfold and Radiohead to keep me occupied during the weekend. Heck I might as well get started on my revision... Another thing that has never happened to me before! o.O...

On a lighter note, I am truly surprised that the Prosperity Meal @ McD's is out already!! And it is still not even Christmas yet!! I have always been a fan of the Prosperity Burger since it was 1st introduced... heck even my non McD eating dad likes it. But ever since past few years where the burger shrunk but the price got jacked, it has become just one of those commodities that I have to have at least once a season... Oh well looks like the week ain't THAT dull..


Prosperous shyttt...

Gah.. another 5 hours till United plays...

The Word On The Street Is...

That guitar/rock God Slash will be releasing his solo album next year... Well, that is a long way for it to be hyped out now.. but the shit that got me all jacked up is the line up of artist that will be appearing on his album.


Girls want him... Guys wanna be like him...

Amongst those who are slated to feature on the album are Ozzie Osbourne [Black Sabbath], Chris Cornell [ex-Audioslave], M. Shadows [Avenged Sevenfold], Kid Rock, Alice Cooper, Flea [Red Hot Chilli Peppers], Dave Grohl [Foo Fighters] and even Fergie!!

Holy shit man... that's an all star line up if I ever saw one... Its like erm... BoA and..errm... who summore arrhhh... Trying to put this awesomeness in a perspective Yong, Phil can understand but FAIL...

But if this rumour is true it is going to be LEGEND...wait for it... DARY!!!

Justice Is Served...

Read this article in The Star last Friday bout a lady ramming down a snatch theft in her Perodua Myvi to death in KL. See this is when greed can get you killed. According to the report the dumb ass snatch theft was given RM42 but was not satisfied so he demanded her phone instead. But when the woman refused to give it up, he snatched her handbag instead.

Yes, a Perodua Myvi that had me laughing in stitches when Top Gears' Jeremy Clarkson did a review..


Calls it a MeeVi...

Well, what happened next was pure WIN in my books. She ran him over crashing him into a golf club fencing. Son of a bitch died on the spot! Ah, for more details go here.

But no good deed goes unpunished as according to the cops, she will be charged under Section 304 of the Penal Code as culpable homicide no amounting to murder.

My question to any lawyers or future lawyers out there ...errm.. Joanne? What are the charges will she be sentenced if she is found 'guilty'? Jail?

On a similar note, is there any law that protects the victim if he/she acts out in self defence and lets say kills the guy (like in the case above but only intentionally)? Or lets say I kena mug, then in self defence, I beat the living shit out of the guy, can the guy sue me for assault and battery? Or is there some self defence law where I can get off Scott free?

Cos I seriously won't mind running over some mat rempits if I was being chased by them. Taking out the trash of the nation so to say.

An Almost Perfect Weekend...

Could have been more perfect if not for...


Recipe for Destruction...

1) Damn FM2010 disc requires the DVD to play.

2) Metallica concert sounds SUCKS! Feeling so ripped off.. haiz.. but still at least the video quality still ok larr..

Though this will be the closest similarity ever me and Yong will have in terms of music. Haha...

Then again this is FM and Metallica.. so I won't complain that much..

Well, this weekend another BIG match... and this time I'm even more sceptical about the outcome compared to the last big match.. A draw IMO would be a good result.. fingers crossed...

Having A Laugh...

PYH shared this with me on MSN... Pictures says a thousand words...


IIUM stands for International Islamic University Malaysia...

Seriously, they expect their students peers to be scared by the sentence 'Allah is watching us'? Seriously...

I've been staring at the screen for a good 10 min contemplating whether to put up the words 'Allah/God' and 'voyeur' in the same sentence.. Hmm, guess I'd better NOT this time :P

*Edit : Sorry, apparently the campus officials had nothing to do with this instead it is the work of a student group in the campus.. pai seh pai seh*