1) You have ninjas and a hot knight in shining armour...
Sometimes being captured and tortured by a gang of ninjas ain't that bad... especially if you have a hot babe like Charlize Theron coming to save your ass on every occasion. I swear Brandon Flowers (Stefie says its an odd name LOL) gets captured on purpose a lot for this! Heck, I know I would!!!
Although the ninjas are quite unninja like... so noob wan...
2) You have Megan Fox in skimpy outfits literally on fire...
Yes some might say she doesn't have all that natural beauty n what not.. but with a smokin' hot body like that, we'd be willing to see through that...
